Red Tin Noodles

A young schoolboy named Billy Joe grew restless on the bus The boy was filled with questions about what was all the fuss. He’d picked his clothes and shined his shoes. He thought he looked … Read more

Awoke one morn to find that Donald Trump was sent to jail. Surprisingly, he put up Kim Kardashian for bail. But that was not enough. They wanted his two sons. “If you seek Don and … Read more

Look out you Saudis. Look out, Iran. Big Joe’s not gaudy, America’s man. Cool out your nut stuff. We’ll make a deal. We don’t just talk tough. We’ll make you feel. We can hug later. … Read more

Klomp. Bomp. We got the swamp. We got left in the lurch without a perch. And now we’re fighting back an organized attack. It’s hard to play defense and do research. The slime laid on … Read more

DjTj 2024. Nuttin like you ever even seen before. ‘Member screamin’ lady yellin’ “best is yet to come”? She be sacrificed in tv show called DjCHUM. Shark bite. Dark night. Star bright. Ignite. We more … Read more

Bye, bye, this American lie. Drove him down to KFC because he wanted a thigh. His good old boys are keeping their powder dry. This transition we could see people die. This transition we could … Read more

People get wise, this October surprise is happening before our eyes. Nothing you see is certain. It’s a science fiction curtain. It’s reality built out of schemes and lies. Atlas, Barr the door, knock the speaker … Read more

I heard of a herd that swallowed a word that led them downhill into a mass kill. Their lives were o.k., but not so today. Went down in defeat. And now they’re just meat. Dead … Read more

We’re goin’ to a Covid party! It’s happenin’ on the White House lawn. The odds are five to one of getting sick while having fun. In a few weeks, some of us are probably gone. … Read more

Take Your Guns to Town. Do not put them down. March around the polls. Hunt them down like trolls. Wear your camo duds. Drink suds with your buds. Take Your Guns to Town. M’ boys … Read more

If you want to be nice, you could vote for me twice while I work out my kill-the-mail scheme. I’m the nightmare the hippies saw coming, the anti-Amerikan dream. I’ll blow up all racial pretensions … Read more

Well, I woke to see fed troops In camo clashing, in a downtown Portland street. There were children chanting and mothers marching And protestors being beat. There were blunt munitions being fired and tear gas … Read more

“I will eventually be right.” Our population might be slight. Then I can reign them in real tight. Which is the purpose of my fight. I’d like to get it down to two percent. I … Read more

Please don’t kill my darling filibuster, says Moscow Mitch with what poise he can muster. Just put yourself in my shoes, he will bluster. But, soon, he’ll be abandoned, just like Custer. He’s afraid Dem … Read more

Covid’s the canary in the coalmine, opened up our eyes that things are not fine. Things got out of hand and paralyzed the land. Emergency responders were our front line. Then, of course, we opened … Read more

FOX says he wasn’t trying to be mean. He’s just a real big fan of Mister Clean. So, if you’ll open wide, he’ll pour some shit inside. And then you will be dead like Orson … Read more

testing, testing… part TWO… I’m on joe + and flying low this morning every button pushed another warning and seeing guys with rifles crying ’cause they can’t go out performing it all seems like screams … Read more