Red Tin Noodles

I gave a boy a pirate toy; he cut me with a sword. I taught a little girl to whirl, until she got too bored. An old man walks on darker streets. Increasingly, they narrow. … Read more

If you should see a smile upon a crocodile, return to domicile: they’re very volatile.

If I had money in my pocket, I’d lend it on the spot, like betting on a rocket to hit a microdot. Anything is possible if you can beat the odds. All it takes is … Read more

The long legs of the law of physics unravel like a chemical cuff. Strands of conversation multiply into equations of noise unfamiliar. Arms of love encircle scientific concept. Atoms split, molecules cool. Genes are always … Read more

A turtle has no moxie. It’s probably too boxy. Must be a living hell encumbered by that shell. To let one win a race would bring lifelong disgrace. To bolster tortoise pride, one martyr rabbit … Read more

Intervention. It just can’t compensate for your intention. The failures great and just too long to mention. I hope that I have garnered your attention. The probables defying all retention. The touching points define the … Read more

Dog men bark in afternoon breezes, fetching papers to train masters, tails awag for justice. The bone of existence. They run in packs, an army of homeless carnivores clawing evening alleys for scrap iron and … Read more

Don’t blame me for the bees’ suicide. I don’t control the planet: I’m just on for the ride. The melting ice up north that’s going to make the planet neat Insures there’ll be a channel … Read more

The Frank Sinatra hologram is just an advertising scam. He’ll drink with you and sing a song, but bring your credit card along. Faux Frank does not croon on the house. In this sham rat … Read more

Bats without balls often cling to walls. They can hear a pitch resound. That’s why they hang upside down. They can sense the stitches turn in their radar fueled nocturne. Bats, not balls, are taking … Read more

C- Manuel "Trans" Mission (first transgender major leaguer) 1B- Lancelot "Red" Cox (crusty vet) 2B- Levelone Bitterson (never forgave pressure of name) SS- Valenzuela "Dough" Meaney (mom from Mexico, dad from Detroit) 3B- Conner Store … Read more