Red Tin Noodles

We have killed magnificent people and mounted their heads on walls. We have extinguished entire species and dropped monster bombs on enemies. We have kept the serfs under control, but they are restless and grumbling. … Read more

Don’t make fun of the boy with a gun. He hangs about the bazaar every day, rescuing abused American Girl dolls, that he takes home for target practice. Sometimes he whispers secret verses into their … Read more

There’s a portal in the midway that’s leaking secret gasses. Extinct birds in the center lane are taking language classes. While coronets are exorcised and passed out to the masses, the list of devastations can … Read more

A grid of was/saw. A map of state/etats. A circle of gas/sag. The world is mad/dam.

No fox in the hole. Ecological hunting has trimmed the fur from this vale. Vague bones kicked up by marchers are collected by the children as toys. Manufactured sound has disappeared. Question marks of smoke … Read more

Why’s the hot seat so damned cold? Why’s the new world seem so old? If politics are bought and sold, where’s the truth we’re told we hold? What’s the purpose of elections when the money … Read more

Burning photographs does not destroy the past. Our history is etched inside the bone. The smoking world outside our eyes was never made to last. The song of time gone by is just a moan. … Read more

Leg pain in the upright bass. Back ache of the sax. Flat feet tap the odd drum beat. Grooves engraved in wax. Jazz is music’s elder statesman, dizzy possibilities, history’s record of the great men … Read more

Mitt just took a shit upon the Donald. Made him look more clownish than poor Ronald. The stormin’ Mormon’s dump made Drumpf look like a chump. In fact, the dude has been Rosie O’Donnelled!