Red Tin Noodles

My new year’s resolution is to start a revolution, to turn the tide against this fascist wave. There’s only one solution to insure evolution, to send this despot legion to its grave. Take to the … Read more

She breeds like centipedes. She feeds. She needs. She bleeds. The suffering mother of millions aims high, perhaps even quadrillions. Her womb is a room to so many, it once earned a line from Jack … Read more

Can you write me a prescription, doc, for some dilaudid, please? I heard it helped with Elvis. I have trouble with my knees. And maybe a few percodans would help me with my head. But … Read more

T’was the night of seismics that we all lucked out, seeking entertainment in the underground, came upon a dark spontaneous cabaret even all the locals had been mum about, where we saw a small girl … Read more

Kind castles create bland rulers. The harsh flag scoffs at victory. Prepare to die by poison ideas. The armor of the future is speed. Pure evil is the fulcrum of doubt. Get over it: forget … Read more

Pebbles married Pogo and upgraded to a swamp. Scooby Doo and Snoopy had a wedding with much pomp. Daisy Duck wed Road Runner; it happened much too fast. Sluggo married Orphan Annie; it’ll never last. … Read more

Some nights, I just want to drink some Drano. The world feels like one massive backed-up sink. I wonder if I have gone insane, oh, what’s the use is often what I think. But alas, … Read more

Nodding to computer radio, light years from the a.m. of my youth. Cousin Brucie fell, alas, to eight tracks. Vinyl beware of cassettes, forsooth. Reel to reel’s dying protests were tragic. CD’s were the new … Read more

Oh Santa, please bring me some nukes for Christmas. Just leave some megatons beneath my tree. My Russian pen pal asked you for the same thing. And I don’t want him to have more than … Read more

On Clough Road when I was a child we had some maple trees. In fall the leaves lay on the lawn, in places to my knees. My dad would rake this dried debris into one … Read more

Listening to John Cale, thinking of Foghorn Leghorn. Might have a fever. Early morning skull swells, looking to extricate eyeballs. Sinuses screaming with graffiti, yellow-green protests on germ warfare. Hacking along to every song, pillow … Read more

I walked into black plastic arms and it felt like home. Perhaps the hard green soldiers had taken this beach. The beehives formed the outer edges of the strike zone. Every day the new best … Read more

Nixon had a running mate named Spiro. Their combined integrity was zero. Nixon was a paranoid and liar. Agnew was a goon and vilifier. Both fled office to avoid a trial, leaving legacies most dark … Read more

Most of all, I’d like to thank, the big three, Dylan, Bruce and Hank, Elvis, Van and Jerry Lee, Cash, the Clash and GBV, Cohen, Bowie, Brubeck, Cream, Nine Inch Nails and Marley’s dream, Neil … Read more

Remember the time when our waters were fine, when the rivers weren’t cloudy all day? When the fish used to swim in the fresh or the brine, before chemicals came into play. But now plastic … Read more

Ten years ago today, my heart went on a short vacation. It called me in my dream state from a pay phone at a station. "I’m sitting just outside your chest. It’s really quite a … Read more

A couple days ago, I miscarried. Just a little blob covered in red. Now they tell me it’s got to be buried. Bad enough my zygote child is dead. Fetus funerals are the law in … Read more

When the Ray Gun wasn’t on his meds, he might, off the cuff, say, "Nuke the Reds." Once he’d shouted, like a baseball call, "Mister Gorbachev, tear down this wall!" But he wasn’t able to … Read more

Life is the wonder socket, a pulse of ice and fire that churns the steam of dreams, a forest of unbidden shadows’ masked parade of time. The prayer of clocks cannot drown the mystery of … Read more