There Ought To Be A Law

This White House will undoubtedly go down in history. The president’s our first ever to be on PCP. The madness doesn’t stop at that; it’s all been quite consistent. The vice president named a fetus … Read more

General Malaise

Current fake news outlets are reporting our good spies with their bad are comporting. They say this chicanery ‘cross the ocean violates some democratic notion. They don’t recognize that in these times government needs leeway … Read more

Rocky Times Ahead

While inside the ring of this existence, one must rely often on persistence. Without it and some loving insistence, there will be no way to go the distance. Yes, life is like a fight to … Read more

Expanse

Ah, sweet perchance. Unruly happenstance. Life passes as a dance. We wander in a trance. All programmed in advance. As gods look on askance.

Born This Day (Feb. 7)

Charles Dickens wrote "A Christmas Carol," thus Scrooge was embedded. Sir Thomas More became a saint, but first he was beheaded. Eubie Blake composed and played the piano in a ragtime way. Eddie Bracken, comic, … Read more

Multiple Divisions

I heard gongs when there was no palace. I sensed wrongs where there was no malice. I averred that worshipping a chalice is rather odd, although that might be callous. Seems like all reports of … Read more

Simply Madness

The Indians will pay for the pipeline. Cleveland is, of course, possessed by gangs. Bomb the glaciers and tax the water. Please pull to the curb and be searched. Mexico will pay for the Alamo. … Read more

Donny Rotten

His public image is limited, indeed. His hair is a physical disturbance. There’s a question as to whether he can read. It seems his main emotion is perturbance. He’s pissed off the Aussies and latinos. … Read more

Bannon Canon

Steve Bannon is the sludge in my liver. If bad was teardrops, he would be a river. Every time I think about his Breitbart News, I get a sudden bad attack of alt-right blues. Says … Read more

The Mortal 500

The pointed teeth of doubt are nibbling away at my soul’s achilles tendon, causing a moral limp. I’m afraid I won’t be able to catch up with god in the big race.