Red Tin Noodles

Where you can see Van Gogh’s Q-tip: ear wax museum She always complains about her high rent at the DaVinci apartment complex: moaner leaser What the Xerox thief figured he’d do in court: Copy Cop … Read more

60’s "Fifth Beatle" DJ, turned dentist: Murray Decay Wild west folk hero with esophageal spasms: Wild Bill Hiccup Ball club made up of little Cratchits: Tiny Team Disney memorabilia above the fireplace: Mickey Mantlepiece Ex … Read more

Kneel Young – Catechism Instruction booklet for pre-schoolers Franklin Mint . – after dinner treat from the Queen of Soul Conway Twitter – Hashtag Kellyanne Meat the Beetles – Japanese insect cookbook Chelsea Mourning – … Read more

Madness is in the eye of the beholder, said a man who lived in a toy box. It’s accepted when a kid or much, much older. In the interval between, it shocks. His walls once … Read more

No one saw the last strike coming, on the inside corner humming. No one saw the walk off homer, save the hermit Astrodomer. No one saw the infield fly never exit from the sky. All … Read more

Our military found a way to make cows fly. Now, every time they take a shit, some folks might die. A cow flop dropped from fifty feet up might not matter. But from half a … Read more

Thinking machine warped. That was the rumor. Perhaps a pressure on the brain, a tumor? No reason for the aberrant behavior. No defenders, certainly no savior. And now the time had come to pay the … Read more

I am in the middle of an instant revolution when the alarm rings and I am sent back to my sedentary self. No planet has my calendar on its docket. Eight ball, side pocket. Suddenly, … Read more

I knew a cow whose fur was made of sparks. Because of this, he found that he’d been banned from many parks. He longed to get into Comiskey. But secret service found him frisky. So, … Read more

Its sprouts look like an onion bulb, but smell like vanilla, or, in some strains, cinnamon, the driver explained as we careened along rain-slicked back roads to his country home. I was still wearing my … Read more