Looks like we’ll have a springtime filled with perps and prosecutors,
all to stop a president who’d rather be at Hooters.
Already we have several names, like Gates and Manafort.
Papadopoulos and Flynn have had their time in court.
Rob Porter and Hope Hicks jumped ship before the boat goes down.
Spicey and the Mooch were booted and got out of town.
Priebus and Sebastian Gorka remain under fire,
like Steve Bannon, Trump’s beloved crypto-nazi liar.
Remarkably, Jeff Sessions, our attorney general gnome,
has not bailed yet, the rebel pet, and still calls D.C. home.
And Sarah Sanders: who can wait to see her on the stand,
with southern twang and double talk, her dominatrix brand.
Maybe surprise ending will be Omarosa wired.
She could play the tapes in court, stand up and scream, "You’re fired!"
All in all, we’d like to see this wrap before the summer.
End this era, known hereafter as "The U.S. Bummer."