Joe Kuhel amassed two thousand hits and had a funky name.
While with the Senators he had three triples in a game.

Dick Drago pitched for thirteen years and lost more than he won.
With Angels he gave up Hank Aaron’s very last home run.

Clay Kirby pitched for eight years, won a series ring as Red.
Retired, had a heart attack, at forty-three was dead.

Carlos Delgado’s twelve years with the Blue Jays brought him fame.
The Puerto Rican slugger hit four homers in a game.