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My face is splotchy.<br \/>\nAnd, for all our closeness,<br \/>\nI never even look at hers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You duck walk like a North Korean, Earlene insists, humorlessly. Tomorrow we&#8217;ll be selling all my Chuck Berry records. 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