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So your children live in huts
\nand disappear for days.
\nAt least you have your health
\n(Occasionally)
\nAnd a good working relationship
\nWith a nearby pharmacist.<\/p>\n

So your dreams involve the death
\nOf earmarked insensates.
\nAt least you have cool shoes
\n(Check for footprints)
\nAnd a viable subway system.<\/p>\n

So you’ve been to Jupiter
\nAnd found it not so great.
\nAt least you had time off
\n(For mere behavior)
\nAnd now your diary
\nSmells like stars.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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