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The branches<br \/>\ncold and yellow now gave out and wept<br \/>\nred tears that dyed the land at its base.<br \/>\nIt was all so base and we ate like pigs.<\/p>\n<p>(originally appeared in Montage, Spring &#8217;74<br \/>\nas &quot;The people pay to watch me lie.&quot;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Far away in the nearest corner where the brown hot orange tree swung its globe the grass unburned was shaded green and dark below the hanging wood. A single bound dislodged the fruit and stripped &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1049\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[3,4],"class_list":["post-1049","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2","tag-poem","tag-poetry-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":474,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=474","url_meta":{"origin":1049,"position":0},"title":"Baseball Birthdays: June sixteenth","author":"Rick Young","date":"June 16, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Ron Leflore was noted for his great redemption tale. Billy Martin signed the noted base thief out of jail. Calvin Schiraldi in eighty-six was Red Sox closer. 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