Looks like we’ll have a springtime filled with perps and prosecutors,
\nall to stop a president who’d rather be at Hooters.
\nAlready we have several names, like Gates and Manafort.
\nPapadopoulos and Flynn have had their time in court.
\nRob Porter and Hope Hicks jumped ship before the boat goes down.
\nSpicey and the Mooch were booted and got out of town.
\nPriebus and Sebastian Gorka remain under fire,
\nlike Steve Bannon, Trump’s beloved crypto-nazi liar.
\nRemarkably, Jeff Sessions, our attorney general gnome,
\nhas not bailed yet, the rebel pet, and still calls D.C. home.
\nAnd Sarah Sanders: who can wait to see her on the stand,
\nwith southern twang and double talk, her dominatrix brand.
\nMaybe surprise ending will be Omarosa wired.
\nShe could play the tapes in court, stand up and scream, "You’re fired!"
\nAll in all, we’d like to see this wrap before the summer.
\nEnd this era, known hereafter as "The U.S. Bummer."<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"