Mister Sessions, I don’t deal in heroin or blow.
\nI don’t deal in oxycontin, either.
\nBut now, for legal weed, you want to put me on death row.
\nRelax, chill out, AG, you need a breather.
\nI thought the rules had changed regarding marijuana’s sale,<\/p>\n
the benefits realized in legal smoking.
\nBut now you want to turn around and put me into jail,
\nand sentence me to death, you must be joking?
\nIt’s not like legal smokers want to take away your gun.
\nIt’s not like they’ll go wild and eat your babies.
\nThey want to get high sometimes and just have a little fun.
\nBut now you’re treating them like they have rabies.
\nPerhaps you are reacting to the old phrase "killer weed."
\nYou realize that’s not what it really means.
\nYou don’t have problems giving the real killers what they need.
\nLike wartime ammo and AK15’s.
\nSo, back off, little brother, maybe you just need a smoke.
\nA little reefer might expand your thinking.
\nGo ask all your joint chiefs if they’ll let you have a toke.
\nIt’s better for your health than bourbon drinking.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"