{"id":1249,"date":"2018-05-03T23:23:48","date_gmt":"2018-05-04T03:23:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1249"},"modified":"2018-05-04T00:09:12","modified_gmt":"2018-05-04T04:09:12","slug":"t-bones-stake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1249","title":{"rendered":"T-Bone&#8217;s Stake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well it&#8217;s T-Bone and the Russkies\u00a0and their pack of inbred huskies<\/p>\n<p>we see scrambling every day for some solution.<br \/>\nSeeking some equation that will pacify the nation,<br \/>\nmaybe say it&#8217;s just evasion, not collusion.<br \/>\nThey repeat to their cronies that accusers are just phonies;<br \/>\nthis &#8220;witch hunt&#8221; is deemed a personal attack.<br \/>\nT-Bone won&#8217;t let justice try him and his party will stand by him.<br \/>\nIf they don&#8217;t he&#8217;ll simply stab them in the back.<br \/>\nKelly Con and Sarah Hucker tell bold lies to save this fucker,<br \/>\nplay the country like a sucker, truth be damned.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s D.C. Comics come to life, orange man and hypno wife.<br \/>\nBut how much longer can we be flimflammed?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well it&#8217;s T-Bone and the Russkies\u00a0and their pack of inbred huskies we see scrambling every day for some solution. Seeking some equation that will pacify the nation, maybe say it&#8217;s just evasion, not collusion. They &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1249\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[3,4],"class_list":["post-1249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2","tag-poem","tag-poetry-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":676,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=676","url_meta":{"origin":1249,"position":0},"title":"Triangulated Fate","author":"Rick Young","date":"January 29, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Life is an arrow pointing down, a signpost from the heavens to the ground. It's sharply beveled tip reminds you, blood or crip, that you're just a prisoner here on loan. The direction that you take don't matter one whit, Jake. 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