{"id":1255,"date":"2018-05-17T10:50:51","date_gmt":"2018-05-17T14:50:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1255"},"modified":"2018-05-23T10:39:37","modified_gmt":"2018-05-23T14:39:37","slug":"yanny-and-laurel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1255","title":{"rendered":"Yanny and Laurel"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Willow rite. Weeping wrong.<\/div>\n
Another palliative platter<\/div>\n
of poached persuasions<\/div>\n
for the putative pluribus.<\/div>\n
Magic gooning gone wild.<\/div>\n
The free state falling.<\/div>\n
Puppets and drones<\/div>\n
tracking phones, pheromones,<\/div>\n
flames fanned by versed robots,<\/div>\n
ice caps drooling down Broadway.<\/div>\n
The great white way is closed.<\/div>\n
“For Repairs,” says a sign<\/div>\n
your system cannot understand.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

  Willow rite. Weeping wrong. Another palliative platter of poached persuasions for the putative pluribus. Magic gooning gone wild. The free state falling. Puppets and drones tracking phones, pheromones, flames fanned by versed robots, ice … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1255"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1255\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1260,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1255\/revisions\/1260"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}