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Thoughts and prayers go out to bears whom hunters can now stalk inside their den.<\/p>\n

That’s not the only rub: they now can shoot the cub. O, what it takes to create manly men!<\/p>\n

And caribou can now be shot from boats. A reindeer can be threatening when it floats.<\/p>\n

We’ll turn back every rule and reach new heights in cruel.<\/p>\n

Our wildlife will survive just as footnotes. But we’ll all look so smart in our fur coats.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Thoughts and prayers go out to bears whom hunters can now stalk inside their den. That’s not the only rub: they now can shoot the cub. O, what it takes to create manly men! And … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1261","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2410,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2410","url_meta":{"origin":1261,"position":0},"title":"Iran Rap","author":"Rick Young","date":"February 26, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"Look out you Saudis. Look out, Iran. Big Joe's not gaudy, America's man. Cool out your nut stuff. We'll make a deal. We don't just talk tough. 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