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 <\/p>\n

Let the dusk take the day,<\/p>\n

let the night wash away<\/div>\n
all the hours of sadness and doubt.<\/div>\n
Like a dirty old shirt,<\/div>\n
we’re awash in work dirt<\/div>\n
and we can’t leave ’til they let us out.<\/div>\n
We must turn into shadows<\/div>\n
and hide in the trees,<\/div>\n
let the breeze and the seas build our map.<\/div>\n
First we’ll split into sevens,<\/div>\n
and then into threes<\/div>\n
and we’ll leave one behind as a trap.<\/div>\n
No, they’ll not find our bones<\/div>\n
and they won’t trace our phones,<\/div>\n
we won’t leave behind any I.D.<\/div>\n
Then we’ll grow into nines<\/div>\n
and do great things with vines.<\/div>\n
We’ll be out on our own history.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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