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Facebook’s having problems, but it must assure it’s backers<\/p>\n

your blackouts have nothing to do with all those Russian hackers.<\/div>\n
It’s just a little downtime, like a much needed vacation.<\/div>\n
It has nothing to do with our revealing information.<\/div>\n
We would never violate your sacred privacy.<\/div>\n
By the way, please say, “Get well” to your poor old aunt Bee.<\/div>\n
There’s no need to read the fine print, go ahead and skim it.<\/div>\n
By the way, your credit card is real close to its limit.<\/div>\n
Just consider this time off a hazard of our age.<\/div>\n
Apologies, we must go now and spy another page.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Facebook’s having problems, but it must assure it’s backers your blackouts have nothing to do with all those Russian hackers. It’s just a little downtime, like a much needed vacation. It has nothing to do with our revealing information. We would never violate your sacred privacy. 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