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Sarah Sanders tells offhanders like they were the truth.<\/div>\n
She has turned the white house pressroom to a lying booth.<\/div>\n
Not to say she’s not okay, but from her ugly mouth,<\/div>\n
lies just fly like cold crazed birds heading for the south.<\/div>\n
When she’s caught up in her falsehoods, she is not abashed.<\/div>\n
It’s the listeners to blame. It’s ‘fake news’ that’s trashed.<\/div>\n
What to do about the zoo, the brutal press corps trap?<\/div>\n
Don’t back down. She’s a clown. Call her on her crap.<\/div>\n
One day, when the plug is pulled on this administration,<\/div>\n
her dad Mike will be the spike for jokes about castration.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sarah Sanders tells offhanders like they were the truth. She has turned the white house pressroom to a lying booth. Not to say she’s not okay, but from her ugly mouth, lies just fly like … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1372","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":564,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=564","url_meta":{"origin":1372,"position":0},"title":"Crazy in Chinatown","author":"Rick Young","date":"February 13, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"My girl's in Chinatown. She's goin' crazy. You see her, turn around. Her name is Daisy. She's got a knife and by now she just might have a gun. 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