{"id":1377,"date":"2019-05-24T21:53:33","date_gmt":"2019-05-25T01:53:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1377"},"modified":"2019-05-24T21:53:33","modified_gmt":"2019-05-25T01:53:33","slug":"wade-in-hot-water","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1377","title":{"rendered":"Wade in Hot Water"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The body politic has gotten very sick.<\/p>\n<div>It&#8217;s almost ripped from torsion.<\/div>\n<div>There&#8217;s rape and incest on the right.<\/div>\n<div>It might need an abortion.<\/div>\n<div>But on the scene the zygote team<\/div>\n<div>amasses for protection,<\/div>\n<div>their only goal to save your soul<\/div>\n<div>and give you a C-section.<\/div>\n<div>Your fetus is a precious thing,<\/div>\n<div>a gift from the creator.<\/div>\n<div>They&#8217;ll drag you to term if you come<\/div>\n<div>from north of the equator.<\/div>\n<div>If you&#8217;re not American,<\/div>\n<div>things take a different light.<\/div>\n<div>Those right wingers, Jesus singers,<\/div>\n<div>like their zygotes white.<\/div>\n<div>Visions of babyhood dance in their heads,<\/div>\n<div>futures in commerce and churches.<\/div>\n<div>They see the forest through the trees.<\/div>\n<div>But all of them have to be birches.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The body politic has gotten very sick. It&#8217;s almost ripped from torsion. There&#8217;s rape and incest on the right. It might need an abortion. But on the scene the zygote team amasses for protection, their &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1377\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1377"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1377\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1378,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1377\/revisions\/1378"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}