{"id":1388,"date":"2019-05-28T08:43:06","date_gmt":"2019-05-28T12:43:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1388"},"modified":"2019-05-28T08:43:06","modified_gmt":"2019-05-28T12:43:06","slug":"more-chess-records","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1388","title":{"rendered":"More Chess Records"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>I moved my king two squares<\/div>\n<div>and he fell off the world.<\/div>\n<div>The queen did scream, of course.<\/div>\n<div>She&#8217;d just had her hair curled.<\/div>\n<div>It was a shocking scene of gravity,<\/div>\n<div>a startling moment of depravity.<\/div>\n<div>Bishops, knights in castles,<\/div>\n<div>all pleaded with their pawns:<\/div>\n<div>keep attackers off the middle,<\/div>\n<div>manicure the lawns.<\/div>\n<div>Of late I&#8217;ve seen no mate<\/div>\n<div>and must assume a draw.<\/div>\n<div>The board is square.<\/div>\n<div>It is not fair.<\/div>\n<div>Roundness should be law.<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I moved my king two squares and he fell off the world. The queen did scream, of course. She&#8217;d just had her hair curled. It was a shocking scene of gravity, a startling moment of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1388\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1388","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1388","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1388"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1388\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1389,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1388\/revisions\/1389"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}