{"id":1390,"date":"2019-05-29T00:44:42","date_gmt":"2019-05-29T04:44:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1390"},"modified":"2019-05-29T00:44:42","modified_gmt":"2019-05-29T04:44:42","slug":"but-i-never","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1390","title":{"rendered":"But I Never"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got a canker in Sri Lanka.<\/p>\n<div>I got a blister on K-2.<\/div>\n<div>I thought I might go mad<\/div>\n<div>in old Islamabad.<\/div>\n<div>But I never got sick of you.<\/div>\n<div>You could insult me for an hour,<\/div>\n<div>then make me laugh for two.<\/div>\n<div>You&#8217;d join me in the shower<\/div>\n<div>if I wore one shoe.<\/div>\n<div>I got a thousand itches<\/div>\n<div>and I hate me some bitches.<\/div>\n<div>There&#8217;s one I really loathe in Timbuktu.<\/div>\n<div>You served me whey and curds<\/div>\n<div>and made me eat my words.<\/div>\n<div>But I never got sick of you.<\/div>\n<div>You put me through my paces,<\/div>\n<div>hooked me up with braces,<\/div>\n<div>made both bad and good dreams<\/div>\n<div>all come true.<\/div>\n<div>It busted up my pride<\/div>\n<div>and made me hot inside.<\/div>\n<div>But I never got sick of you.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got a canker in Sri Lanka. I got a blister on K-2. I thought I might go mad in old Islamabad. But I never got sick of you. You could insult me for an &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1390\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1390","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-song"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1628,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1628","url_meta":{"origin":1390,"position":0},"title":"Blues Gone Viral","author":"Rick Young","date":"March 6, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"Trump has a hunch about the virus spread. The sick aren't really sick and the dead are playing dead. It's all a Democratic trick to get inside his head. 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