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The answer could be strictly in the beholder&#8217;s eye. One thing that&#8217;s for sure, it&#8217;s got a light and fuzzy seed. Windy days can see a haze &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1394\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":962,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=962","url_meta":{"origin":1394,"position":0},"title":"Perhaps The Sky Broke?","author":"Rick Young","date":"October 9, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Tiny blue crystals were everywhere: in the sand, on the rug, even in the tub, minute, translucent, thin as fingernails. We thought that we should clean up. But this was not our fault. 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