{"id":1409,"date":"2019-06-11T02:31:41","date_gmt":"2019-06-11T06:31:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1409"},"modified":"2019-06-11T02:31:41","modified_gmt":"2019-06-11T06:31:41","slug":"why-we-care-for-baudelaire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1409","title":{"rendered":"Why We Care for Baudelaire"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>Pray to Poe for stimulus.<\/div>\n<div>Pray to God for apathy.<\/div>\n<div>Well wishers and strap holders<\/div>\n<div>insinuate in blankness,<\/div>\n<div>attack in sleep&#8217;s deep hold<\/div>\n<div>the webs of forlorn conscience,<\/div>\n<div>the broken bridges of neglect.<\/div>\n<div>Cross the heartland.<\/div>\n<div>Hope to diet.<\/div>\n<div>Ring lords&#8217; relentless retaliation<\/div>\n<div>have furrowed the maps of history<\/div>\n<div>and seeded an underworld of screams.<\/div>\n<div>Dreams broken and corroded<\/div>\n<div>litter the caskets of imagination,<\/div>\n<div>an endless world of tears that never dry.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pray to Poe for stimulus. Pray to God for apathy. Well wishers and strap holders insinuate in blankness, attack in sleep&#8217;s deep hold the webs of forlorn conscience, the broken bridges of neglect. Cross the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1409\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1648,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1648","url_meta":{"origin":1409,"position":0},"title":"Mayday Pray Day","author":"Rick Young","date":"March 15, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"It's a national day of prayer, declared by King Fuckwad. But the virus doesn't\u00a0care. 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