He’s the Houdini of politics,<\/p>\n
makes clean breaks from his dirty tricks.
\nHe even makes his words just disappear.
\nHe’s emptied out his cabinet,
\nyet some will reappear and bet
\nthat he can get them through another year.
\n“Orange Magic,”
\nhis new slogan should read,
\na slight-of-hand commander
\nwhose only love is greed.
\nHe escaped from the Mueller cage
\nand quelled the pussy furor.
\nHe’s either nuts or in a rage.
\nHe might turn to a fuhrer.
\nOrange Magic
\nis often painted red.
\nHe makes his mitts gigantic,
\nbut only in his head.
\nOur one last hope is he’s exposed
\nas nothing but a trickster.
\nAnd who could ever have supposed
\nhe’d be worse than the Dickster?
\nOrange Magic
\ncloaks evil with his habit.
\nLet’s all hope that Warren
\ncan turn him into a rabbit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"