{"id":1462,"date":"2019-10-30T16:37:09","date_gmt":"2019-10-30T20:37:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1462"},"modified":"2019-10-30T16:37:09","modified_gmt":"2019-10-30T20:37:09","slug":"the-fetal-beatle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1462","title":{"rendered":"The Fetal Beatle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My creeping paranoia may become an ailment soon.<\/p>\n<div>I&#8217;ll be sentenced to a Bates Motel-like cell of doom.<\/div>\n<div>Everything, I&#8217;ve realized, has been a total sham,<\/div>\n<div>organized, through history, by Uncle Sam I Am.<\/div>\n<div>I danced through school the total fool and fell into the war.<\/div>\n<div>I didn&#8217;t know a thing of life or what its rules were for.<\/div>\n<div>I soon found out that in was out and up was often down.<\/div>\n<div>The stealer was the healer. The hero was the clown.<\/div>\n<div>I took to shelter, helter skelter, life in dreams my den.<\/div>\n<div>Some years ago I was at peace. I can&#8217;t remember when.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My creeping paranoia may become an ailment soon. I&#8217;ll be sentenced to a Bates Motel-like cell of doom. Everything, I&#8217;ve realized, has been a total sham, organized, through history, by Uncle Sam I Am. I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1462\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1462","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2565,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2565","url_meta":{"origin":1462,"position":0},"title":"Seasonal Distorter","author":"Rick Young","date":"September 27, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"This could be our last warm day. Summertime has gone away. No more time for livin' easy. Fall will descend, cool and breezy. Soon the leaves will be aflutter. Piling in the lawn and gutter. Green to yellow. Red to brown. Ending as sludge on the ground. 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