{"id":1465,"date":"2019-11-21T10:35:59","date_gmt":"2019-11-21T15:35:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1465"},"modified":"2019-11-21T10:35:59","modified_gmt":"2019-11-21T15:35:59","slug":"kid-pro-quo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1465","title":{"rendered":"Kid Pro Quo"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>Ukraine on the brain<\/div>\n<div>causes Democratic pain.<\/div>\n<div>Ambassador smeared by Rudy<\/div>\n<div>was called home, relieved of duty.<\/div>\n<div>Three amigos were inserted,<\/div>\n<div>funds for weapons then diverted.<\/div>\n<div>If they do a favor, though,<\/div>\n<div>U.S. will release the dough.<\/div>\n<div>Just get dirt on Biden&#8217;s son.<\/div>\n<div>Stop Joe&#8217;s presidential run.<\/div>\n<div>Take the blame off Russia&#8217;s tricks<\/div>\n<div>in the last election fix.<\/div>\n<div>Prez Zelenskiy, be a honey.<\/div>\n<div>Quid pro quo will get your money.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ukraine on the brain causes Democratic pain. Ambassador smeared by Rudy was called home, relieved of duty. Three amigos were inserted, funds for weapons then diverted. If they do a favor, though, U.S. will release &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1465\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1465","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1635,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1635","url_meta":{"origin":1465,"position":0},"title":"Washing Hands","author":"Rick Young","date":"March 8, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"I'm on a self-imposed Trump quarantine. It seemed his medicine would make me mean. 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