{"id":1468,"date":"2019-12-13T16:42:51","date_gmt":"2019-12-13T21:42:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1468"},"modified":"2019-12-13T16:42:51","modified_gmt":"2019-12-13T21:42:51","slug":"no-silent-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1468","title":{"rendered":"No Silent Night"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the air there&#8217;s pre-impeachment smell.<\/p>\n<div>Children play with Nadler and Schiff toys.<\/div>\n<div>Orange\u00a0tweets as if one foot in hell,<\/div>\n<div>scolding all the donkey girls and boys.<\/div>\n<div>He is screaming, &#8220;I&#8217;ll get you, my pretties!<\/div>\n<div>I hate scum no matter what the age is.&#8221;<\/div>\n<div>He&#8217;ll now invade sanctuary cities,<\/div>\n<div>throwing leftist sugarplums in cages.<\/div>\n<div>There will be no presents for the needy.<\/div>\n<div>Only one percenters hear his sleigh.<\/div>\n<div>&#8220;Christmas time is only for the greedy.<\/div>\n<div>And, if you don&#8217;t like it, go away!&#8221;<\/div>\n<div>He made just one new year&#8217;s resolution,<\/div>\n<div>give each Democrat a lump of coal.<\/div>\n<div>Moscow Mitch will lead a revolution,<\/div>\n<div>stripping this whole country of its soul.<\/div>\n<div>In his kingdom, we are merely elves,<\/div>\n<div>working in the markets of the rich.<\/div>\n<div>Soon there&#8217;ll be spy cams on all the shelves.<\/div>\n<div>Fascist Holidays. Hey, life&#8217;s a bitch.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the air there&#8217;s pre-impeachment smell. Children play with Nadler and Schiff toys. Orange\u00a0tweets as if one foot in hell, scolding all the donkey girls and boys. He is screaming, &#8220;I&#8217;ll get you, my pretties! &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1468\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1468","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1468","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1468"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1468\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1469,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1468\/revisions\/1469"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1468"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1468"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1468"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}