{"id":1470,"date":"2019-12-15T12:33:42","date_gmt":"2019-12-15T17:33:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1470"},"modified":"2019-12-15T12:33:42","modified_gmt":"2019-12-15T17:33:42","slug":"hes-no-nixon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1470","title":{"rendered":"He&#8217;s No Nixon"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>Misuse\u00a0of his power we could chronicle an hour.<\/div>\n<div>Obstruction is the juice that&#8217;s in his veins.<\/div>\n<div>In the senate, trial becomes shit shower,<\/div>\n<div>with his pal Moscow Mitch at the reins.<\/div>\n<div>O how Lindsey will spout Graham crackers,<\/div>\n<div>and Jim Jordan cross the Rhine with whine.<\/div>\n<div>The hoax cry will rise from all his backers<\/div>\n<div>&#8217;bout that phone call, perfect, not just fine.<\/div>\n<div>In the end the Dems will be rejected,<\/div>\n<div>subjected to lies and &#8216;facts&#8217; absurd.<\/div>\n<div>Grounds and reason will both be neglected.<\/div>\n<div>Vindicated shouts of Orange Turd.<\/div>\n<div>In the oval office he&#8217;ll be seething,<\/div>\n<div>fascist lying smile upon his lips.<\/div>\n<div>Hatred fills the air with just his breathing.<\/div>\n<div>Back to work on the apocalypse.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Misuse\u00a0of his power we could chronicle an hour. Obstruction is the juice that&#8217;s in his veins. In the senate, trial becomes shit shower, with his pal Moscow Mitch at the reins. O how Lindsey will &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1470\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1470","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-song"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1470","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1470"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1470\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1472,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1470\/revisions\/1472"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}