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We love your work.
\nBut it hurts our eyes.
\nThough the meaning is clear,
\nall the words are fuzzy.
\nIt starts out on a high note
\nbut never ends.
\nThough it’s perfect for this time,
\nthis is not the place.
\nWe suggest you send it elsewhere.
\nBut don’t mention our name.
\nYou are an excellent typist.
\nWe recommend rearranging keys.<\/p>\n

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