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“The president’s a potty mouth,” a youngster claimed sincerely.<\/p>\n

“He says words that would have me in time out.”<\/div>\n
And so his mother answered him, because she loved him dearly,<\/div>\n
“It’s not just words, it’s what they are about.”<\/div>\n
She said he’d put some children just as young as him in cages<\/div>\n
and separated\u00a0parents far away.<\/div>\n
He asked her, “What the hell is this, the fucking middle ages?”<\/div>\n
She laughed her ass off for that whole damned day.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“The president’s a potty mouth,” a youngster claimed sincerely. “He says words that would have me in time out.” And so his mother answered him, because she loved him dearly, “It’s not just words, it’s what they are about.” She said he’d put some children just as young as him in cages and separated\u00a0parents far […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":543,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=543","url_meta":{"origin":1496,"position":0},"title":"Under Milk Duds","author":"Rick Young","date":"January 23, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"They found him under Milk Duds, dead in a movie seat. 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