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Who scrubbed Tubman off the twenty?<\/div>\n
Who told fibs and lies aplenty?<\/div>\n
Killing generals with his rockets,<\/div>\n
lining his whole family’s pockets,<\/div>\n
turning D.C. to a swamp,<\/div>\n
no bad deed he will not comp,<\/div>\n
with the enemy conspired,<\/div>\n
even Uncle Sam got fired,<\/div>\n
wound up in impeachment’s hall<\/div>\n
before he could kill us all,<\/div>\n
his whole party hypnotized,<\/div>\n
tyranny’s been realized,<\/div>\n
before next election comes,<\/div>\n
he’ll be beating on war drums,<\/div>\n
making the whole country squirm.<\/div>\n
Pray we can survive his term.<\/div>\n
And now that he’s packed the court,<\/div>\n
hope that we can still abort.<\/div>\n
Screaming baby still alive.<\/div>\n
That’s what we call Forty Five.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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