{"id":1504,"date":"2020-01-18T10:53:37","date_gmt":"2020-01-18T15:53:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1504"},"modified":"2020-01-18T10:53:37","modified_gmt":"2020-01-18T15:53:37","slug":"gimme-a-schiff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1504","title":{"rendered":"Gimme a Schiff !"},"content":{"rendered":"

I is for the idiot in office.<\/p>\n

M is for the many he has hurt.<\/div>\n
P is for the presidency, blemished.<\/div>\n
E is for the epithets he’ll blurt.<\/div>\n
A is for his acolytes, those cowards.<\/div>\n
C is for the cooch he likes to grab.<\/div>\n
H is for the heavy heap of healing<\/div>\n
we’ll all need when we peel off the scab.<\/div>\n
Put them all together they spell “high crimes,”<\/div>\n
reasons why the senate must impeach.<\/div>\n
It’s a tragic ending for a man who was unbending,<\/div>\n
trying to achieve what’s out of reach.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I is for the idiot in office. M is for the many he has hurt. P is for the presidency, blemished. E is for the epithets he’ll blurt. A is for his acolytes, those cowards. … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1504","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1504","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1504"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1504\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1505,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1504\/revisions\/1505"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1504"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1504"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1504"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}