{"id":1518,"date":"2020-01-21T20:13:54","date_gmt":"2020-01-22T01:13:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1518"},"modified":"2020-01-21T20:13:54","modified_gmt":"2020-01-22T01:13:54","slug":"zeus-the-squirrel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1518","title":{"rendered":"Zeus the Squirrel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am the Rodent of Thor !<\/p>\n<div>I have transported oak,<\/div>\n<div>and this is no joke,<\/div>\n<div>I want to be recognized more.<\/div>\n<div>A gravestone motif<\/div>\n<div>with a squirrel smoking kif<\/div>\n<div>would be a phenomenal\u00a0score.<\/div>\n<div>I transport acorns day and night,<\/div>\n<div>bury them all out of site.<\/div>\n<div>So, some later grow to trees.<\/div>\n<div>So, that is my business, please.<\/div>\n<div>Oaks declared national tree.<\/div>\n<div>There&#8217;s a hero, and it&#8217;s me.<\/div>\n<div>I don&#8217;t need no medal, though.<\/div>\n<div>Just a bag of nuts to go.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am the Rodent of Thor ! I have transported oak, and this is no joke, I want to be recognized more. A gravestone motif with a squirrel smoking kif would be a phenomenal\u00a0score. I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1518\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1518","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":520,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=520","url_meta":{"origin":1518,"position":0},"title":"A League of Chipmunks","author":"Rick Young","date":"January 10, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Animals have been getting into our downstairs kitchen for years. It's underground, so they have rights. I once found a squirrels' nest under a bookcase where they were using paperback pages for bedsheets. But, over the years, I've fortified. I found breaks where they were coming in, covered them with\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Poem&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Poem","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?cat=16"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1518","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1518"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1518\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1519,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1518\/revisions\/1519"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}