{"id":1552,"date":"2020-02-05T10:17:49","date_gmt":"2020-02-05T15:17:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1552"},"modified":"2020-02-05T10:24:25","modified_gmt":"2020-02-05T15:24:25","slug":"feats-dont-fail-us-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1552","title":{"rendered":"Feats, Don’t Fail US Now !"},"content":{"rendered":"

That’s Faye Wray, heading right this way on a giant monkey sleigh. Looks like a thriller.<\/p>\n

The Wu Tang Clan swoop right down on Rodan, and right there by their side is Barney MIller.<\/p>\n

And here comes Jerry Lee, that cajun killer bee. It seems he’s put a saddle on Godzilla.<\/p>\n

They’ve all joined their forces, and saddled up their horses, then put them on a boat to take Manilla.<\/p>\n

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Perhaps they’re all cranked up on dope.<\/div>\n
They think they’ll find an envelope which may just knock the world off of its axis.<\/div>\n
And if the good prevail and don’t get thrown in jail, it contains the holy grail: Trump’s taxes.<\/div>\n
Super heroes, don your capes, enough of this sour grapes!<\/div>\n
Put on your suit, Kim Jong Un. Rise up from the Black Lagoon.<\/div>\n
Wolf Man Letterman arise in your CPA disguise.<\/div>\n
It is time now, Bob DeNiro, to be off-screen super hero.<\/div>\n
Bernie Sanders, commie jew, storm Internal Revenue.<\/div>\n
Get those numbers on this chump. Quasimodo, use your hump.<\/div>\n
Nick and Asta, call the wife. He’s been cheating all his life.<\/div>\n
Mothra, rise to this occasion. Beat your wings for tax evasion.<\/div>\n
Trump, your passport: better stamp it. On your heels comes old Jed Clampett.<\/div>\n
Perry Mason, Matlock, too: this may all come down to you.<\/div>\n
Once the numbers are in place, Trump will claim a state of grace.<\/div>\n
But the numbers do not lie, it’s cited. Odds say forty-five will be indicted.<\/div>\n
Ignore all his razzmatazz. Drop him off at Alcatraz. He can’t swim. so don’t get all excited.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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