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I am the only grad of late Trump University.<\/p>\n

At least that’s what he tells me and he won’t return my fee.<\/div>\n
He said the courses were on line, kept somewhere on his Twitter.<\/div>\n
He blamed me when I could not find and for that I am bitter.<\/div>\n
He claims I have advanced degrees in cheating and deception,<\/div>\n
that somewhere in the next four years there’ll be a great reception.<\/div>\n
He doesn’t give out sheepskins because they’re too hard to eat.<\/div>\n
Diplomas come on chicken skin, all crisp, and some have meat.<\/div>\n
When asked about a cap and gown, he said no need for that.<\/div>\n
Official Trump school uniform is long red tie and hat.<\/div>\n
I’m called MAGA cum laude, have my own fraternity.<\/div>\n
He charged me for induction after telling me it’s free.<\/div>\n
I’m going to find the campus and protest his phony biz.<\/div>\n
But I have looked all over and he won’t say where it is.<\/div>\n
Calm down, he said, this will look quite good on your resume.<\/div>\n
But every interviewer laughs and sends me straight away.<\/div>\n
I even caught flack hanging my diploma on the wall.<\/div>\n
“That thing just smells, my mother yells”, “Please put it in the hall.”<\/div>\n
I’m disappointed there will be no meetings with alums.<\/div>\n
As scams go, this one takes the cake and doesn’t leave no crumbs.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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