{"id":1598,"date":"2020-02-22T12:07:50","date_gmt":"2020-02-22T17:07:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1598"},"modified":"2020-02-22T20:23:46","modified_gmt":"2020-02-23T01:23:46","slug":"king-of-fraud","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1598","title":{"rendered":"King of Fraud"},"content":{"rendered":"

The King of Fraud thinks he is god.<\/p>\n

No law or rule can touch him.<\/div>\n
Amazing how the lurching clod<\/div>\n
persuades his mass to clutch him.<\/div>\n
His wispy wig and paint-on tan<\/div>\n
are awkward and appalling.<\/div>\n
He does his thinking on the can<\/div>\n
where his great bulk is sprawling.<\/div>\n
He bleeds his friends, destroys his foes,<\/div>\n
and lies to every side.<\/div>\n
The last time that he touched his toes,<\/div>\n
was back with his first bride.<\/div>\n
He squandered millions on bad deals,<\/div>\n
black-listed by most banks.<\/div>\n
But Russian mobsters heard his squeals,<\/div>\n
and now he owes them thanks.<\/div>\n
We’ll be paying off his loans<\/div>\n
for several generations,<\/div>\n
scraping meat off mercy’s bones<\/div>\n
for his gross machinations.<\/div>\n
King of Fraud, your throne is gone,<\/div>\n
been sold off for hush money.<\/div>\n
To think they thought you were god<\/div>\n
is sad but somewhat funny.<\/div>\n
You’ll spend your old age in a cell<\/div>\n
outside a prison tower.<\/div>\n
We hope each minute there is hell.<\/div>\n
And watch out in the shower.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The King of Fraud thinks he is god. No law or rule can touch him. Amazing how the lurching clod persuades his mass to clutch him. His wispy wig and paint-on tan are awkward and appalling. He does his thinking on the can where his great bulk is sprawling. He bleeds his friends, destroys his […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1598","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2193,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2193","url_meta":{"origin":1598,"position":0},"title":"Seven Days in Maybe","author":"Rick Young","date":"October 27, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"Last days of les fleurs du mal. 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