{"id":1605,"date":"2020-02-25T06:10:34","date_gmt":"2020-02-25T11:10:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1605"},"modified":"2020-02-25T06:10:34","modified_gmt":"2020-02-25T11:10:34","slug":"namaste-there-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1605","title":{"rendered":"Namaste There, Please"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The country seems so quiet, what with Air Force One away.<\/p>\n<div>A peacefulness has settled in. He&#8217;s been gone but a day.<\/div>\n<div>So Bernie&#8217;s free to pad his lead, contenders on their trails.<\/div>\n<div>It seems it&#8217;s what the nation needs, a break from their travails.<\/div>\n<div>He&#8217;s on the other side of earth; he can&#8217;t cause too much trouble.<\/div>\n<div>Relax, be calm, use time as balm. He&#8217;ll return, burst this bubble.<\/div>\n<div>His stay in India is short. He&#8217;s there to sell them arms.<\/div>\n<div>A giant crowd cheers long and loud, a tribute to his charms.<\/div>\n<div>He mentions his friend Pakistan, a local source of tension.<\/div>\n<div>He mixes good things up with bad, as if it&#8217;s his invention.<\/div>\n<div>Perhaps he&#8217;ll fall in love with India, extend his stay.<\/div>\n<div>More likely he&#8217;ll miss KFC and fly back home next day.<\/div>\n<div>In any rate, the day looks great. The sun seems twice as bright.<\/div>\n<div>He&#8217;s notably a better leader when he&#8217;s out of sight.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The country seems so quiet, what with Air Force One away. A peacefulness has settled in. He&#8217;s been gone but a day. So Bernie&#8217;s free to pad his lead, contenders on their trails. It seems &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1605\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1605","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1535,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1535","url_meta":{"origin":1605,"position":0},"title":"His Due","author":"Rick Young","date":"January 30, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"Satan sleeps down by my feet. I think he likes the smell. When not awake, he's pretty sweet. But roused, he's really hell. Get up and sin, get up and kill, he'll shout throughout the house. I tell him to shut up and chill. I couldn't hurt a mouse. 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