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The paste on his face is mostly lead-based.<\/p>\n

He wears it as a shield and as a mask.<\/div>\n
But don’t try to touch it; he’ll have you erased.<\/div>\n
You might as well not even ask.<\/div>\n
The white ’round his eyes is like a disguise,<\/div>\n
a negative of a raccoon.<\/div>\n
It has the effect, what with his bloodshot eyes,<\/div>\n
of making him look the buffoon.<\/div>\n
If one were to come into contact with this,<\/div>\n
seek immediate medical aid.<\/div>\n
Some doctors have said even blowing a kiss<\/div>\n
could cause a severe health downgrade.<\/div>\n
It’s best in his presence to stand three feet back,<\/div>\n
in case of a sneeze or a cough.<\/div>\n
When his makeup flies, it pollutes the skies,<\/div>\n
and you just can’t get that shit off.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The paste on his face is mostly lead-based. He wears it as a shield and as a mask. But don’t try to touch it; he’ll have you erased. You might as well not even ask. … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1611","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1493,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1493","url_meta":{"origin":1611,"position":0},"title":"All Over This Spam","author":"Rick Young","date":"January 11, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"Amongst my spam, instructions, on making old knives sharp. Another touts that I'll have doubts if I don't join in AARP. 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