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It&#8217;s not even March and we&#8217;re neck-deep. Neck deep in scandal, sham and scam, a presidential flimflam man, his appointees all unproven, but, unto a man, behooven, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1616\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1616","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":806,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=806","url_meta":{"origin":1616,"position":0},"title":"Concentric Circles","author":"Rick Young","date":"December 22, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"One mouth circles ominously, betraying a vast inhalation. 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