{"id":1623,"date":"2020-03-04T10:15:02","date_gmt":"2020-03-04T15:15:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1623"},"modified":"2020-03-04T10:15:02","modified_gmt":"2020-03-04T15:15:02","slug":"wednesday-weigh-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1623","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday Weigh-In"},"content":{"rendered":"

Biden’s head is full of plugs.<\/p>\n

Some say he needs memory drugs.<\/div>\n
But he’s getting the black vote,<\/div>\n
hanging on Obama’s coat.<\/div>\n
Wait ’til Donald roasts his son,<\/div>\n
puts him on a Hunter bun.<\/div>\n
“Oh, Burisma!” he’ll erupt.<\/div>\n
“So bad. So sad. So corrupt.”<\/div>\n
Joe might call him a damned fool.<\/div>\n
But to Trump, that’s just old school.<\/div>\n
He’ll use all means underhanded<\/div>\n
to make sure “Sleepy” is branded.<\/div>\n
He’ll go after family ties,<\/div>\n
hoping that Joe breaks and cries.<\/div>\n
In a fight behind the gym,<\/div>\n
Trump would cheat and probably win.<\/div>\n
Razor wire on his belt buckles,<\/div>\n
pepper spray and gold brass knuckles.<\/div>\n
If they got to pulling hair,<\/div>\n
they’d reveal that nothing’s there.<\/div>\n
In a test of chicken eating,<\/div>\n
Joe would take an awful beating.<\/div>\n
Don will claim the country knows<\/div>\n
Joe’s dressed up in Barack’s clothes.<\/div>\n
Debate interest surely grows<\/div>\n
if they might, indeed, trade blows.<\/div>\n
Joe knows one place that he’s best:<\/div>\n
in the big wind tunnel test.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Biden’s head is full of plugs. Some say he needs memory drugs. But he’s getting the black vote, hanging on Obama’s coat. Wait ’til Donald roasts his son, puts him on a Hunter bun. “Oh, … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1623","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2183,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2183","url_meta":{"origin":1623,"position":0},"title":"Mute Elation","author":"Rick Young","date":"October 22, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"If they turn on his mute button, Trump might take to wire cuttin'. He'll shout over poor hoarse Joe, echoing his, \"No! No! 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