No virus. No virus. This virus is fake news.<\/div>\n
It’s only flu. Boo-hoo. Boo-hoo. You got the fake plague blues.”<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Trump has a hunch about the virus spread. The sick aren’t really sick and the dead are playing dead. It’s all a Democratic trick to get inside his head. They\u00a0can’t do that, he says, because … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-song"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2623,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2623","url_meta":{"origin":1628,"position":0},"title":"Song of Omicron","author":"Rick Young","date":"December 7, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"Singing songs to omicron, trying to get my vaccine on. All this Covid variation makes me long for a vacation. 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