{"id":166,"date":"2013-12-02T07:39:28","date_gmt":"2013-12-02T12:39:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=166"},"modified":"2013-12-02T07:39:37","modified_gmt":"2013-12-02T12:39:37","slug":"third-owners-preamble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=166","title":{"rendered":"Third Owner’s Preamble"},"content":{"rendered":"

It belonged to a little old lady.
\nThat hole is just a decoration.
\nIt’s supposed to smoke like that.
\nThe shedding is part of its charm.
\nThe wobble will self correct in time.
\nThis is the original paint.
\nThat smell only happens on hot days.
\nThe nicks can be fixed really easy.
\nIt never came with that part.
\nOnly the surface is cracked.
\nIt was serviced regularly.
\nThose stains are a part of the pattern.
\nThat sound goes away when it warms up.
\nI wouldn’t sell it if I weren’t moving.<\/p>\n

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It belonged to a little old lady. That hole is just a decoration. It’s supposed to smoke like that. The shedding is part of its charm. The wobble will self correct in time. This is the original paint. That smell only happens on hot days. The nicks can be fixed really easy. 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