{"id":1670,"date":"2020-03-26T23:53:38","date_gmt":"2020-03-27T03:53:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1670"},"modified":"2020-03-26T23:53:38","modified_gmt":"2020-03-27T03:53:38","slug":"dope-opera","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1670","title":{"rendered":"Dope Opera"},"content":{"rendered":"

Trump’s fireside chats<\/p>\n

are driving me bats.<\/div>\n
A lumbering leech eyeing docs.<\/div>\n
He’s probably wearing red underwear<\/div>\n
and black with a toe hole silk socks.<\/div>\n
He nods and he squints like the inkling he had<\/div>\n
is rapidly trickling away.<\/div>\n
He knows in a minute he could look real bad,<\/div>\n
unless he finds something to say.<\/div>\n
His handlers creep up behind him.<\/div>\n
His blood pressure’s right off the charts.<\/div>\n
They might have to tether or bind him,<\/div>\n
or subdue\u00a0with medical darts.<\/div>\n
Before he goes off on a blue bunny rant<\/div>\n
or swears love to evil portenders,<\/div>\n
they’ll give him a jolt that assures that he cant.<\/div>\n
And now for a word from our vendors.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Trump’s fireside chats are driving me bats. A lumbering leech eyeing docs. He’s probably wearing red underwear and black with a toe hole silk socks. He nods and he squints like the inkling he had is rapidly trickling away. He knows in a minute he could look real bad, unless he finds something to say. 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