{"id":1680,"date":"2020-03-31T20:02:43","date_gmt":"2020-04-01T00:02:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1680"},"modified":"2020-03-31T20:02:43","modified_gmt":"2020-04-01T00:02:43","slug":"emperors-nu-close","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1680","title":{"rendered":"Emperor’s Nu Close"},"content":{"rendered":"
Death toll now tops nine-eleven.<\/p>\n
Settin’ up spare cots in heaven.<\/div>\n
Good thing Trump kept numbers down.<\/div>\n
He should wear a golden crown.<\/div>\n
Maybe a red cape velour,<\/div>\n
on each arm a gorgeous whore.<\/div>\n
On a pulpit made of gold.<\/div>\n
He’s not fat. He’s not old.<\/div>\n
Lies ! Lies ! Rolling in.<\/div>\n
Fake news is the eighth damn sin.<\/div>\n
Pay no heed to what he’ll shout.<\/div>\n
Networks parse the whole truth out.<\/div>\n
All his extras are on script,<\/div>\n
reality stretched and chipped.<\/div>\n
Only Fauci can be trusted.<\/div>\n
Afraid someday he’ll be dusted,<\/div>\n
Doctor Phil put in his place,<\/div>\n
someone with a t.v. face.<\/div>\n
Only pundits on the right<\/div>\n
can be trusted in this fight.<\/div>\n
Please don’t listen to the libs.<\/div>\n
They will only tell you fibs.<\/div>\n
His words are the only truth<\/div>\n
in our isolation booth.<\/div>\n
Trust your leader. Trust your king.<\/div>\n
Only he can stop this thing.<\/div>\n
And if we’re on the road to hell ,<\/div>\n
he’ll ensure you that is swell.<\/div>\n
Millions could die, I suppose.<\/div>\n
No skin off his orange nose.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Death toll now tops nine-eleven. Settin’ up spare cots in heaven. Good thing Trump kept numbers down. He should wear a golden crown. Maybe a red cape velour, on each arm a gorgeous whore. On a pulpit made of gold. He’s not fat. He’s not old. Lies ! Lies ! Rolling in. Fake news is […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1680","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1709,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1709","url_meta":{"origin":1680,"position":0},"title":"Stimulus Check","author":"Rick Young","date":"April 15, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"I need to check my stimuli. 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