{"id":1691,"date":"2020-04-05T12:44:19","date_gmt":"2020-04-05T16:44:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1691"},"modified":"2020-04-05T12:44:19","modified_gmt":"2020-04-05T16:44:19","slug":"nay-and-verily","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1691","title":{"rendered":"Nay and Verily"},"content":{"rendered":"
Who elected Jared Kushner prince ?<\/div>\n
It’s enough to make a fellow wince.<\/div>\n
Who is he to spurt his t.v. garbage with a pout?<\/div>\n
Tell us that he knows what COVID-19’s all about.<\/div>\n
Ventilators\u00a0are for feds, they’re not meant\u00a0for the states.<\/div>\n
Mincing like a schoolboy while his mind just masturbates.<\/div>\n
All that flack on Hunter Biden’s profit in Ukraine<\/div>\n
rolls right off the Kushners back, they’ve profit on the brain.<\/div>\n
It’s revealed they have a stake in new virus web site.<\/div>\n
Like all things in Trump’s family, this just does not look right.<\/div>\n
A company called OSCAR, run by Jared’s younger brother,<\/div>\n
is playing down its relativity, dodging for cover.<\/div>\n
But there are voices screaming in the night on Instagram.<\/div>\n
They say these guys are money deep in this pandemic scam.<\/div>\n
It was a hoax to these vile folks until a profit loomed.<\/div>\n
With Jared and Mike Pence in charge, it seems we might be doomed.<\/div>\n
And if it’s true, there’ll be a special place for them in hell:<\/div>\n
\u00a0a fiery island kingdom called the Trump Hades Hotel.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Who elected Jared Kushner prince ? It’s enough to make a fellow wince. Who is he to spurt his t.v. garbage with a pout? Tell us that he knows what COVID-19’s all about. Ventilators\u00a0are for … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1691","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-story"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1920,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1920","url_meta":{"origin":1691,"position":0},"title":"Kiss My Glove","author":"Rick Young","date":"July 20, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"\"I will eventually be right.\" Our population might be slight. Then I can reign them in real tight. Which is the purpose of my fight. 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