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I’m not a worrier, but he gets slurrier<\/p>\n

each and every time he speaks.<\/div>\n
I have suspicion a tiny furrier<\/div>\n
lives inside the hollow ‘tween his septum and his cheeks.<\/div>\n
The way he stands has been explained<\/div>\n
as a man who wears back braces and Depends.<\/div>\n
No empathy. The man is pained.<\/div>\n
But he’s leaking\u00a0shit, it seems, from every end.<\/div>\n
Won’t wear a mask when he is asked.<\/div>\n
No rule has ever kept him off his path.<\/div>\n
He goes about the things he’s tasked.<\/div>\n
Don’t even want to think about his bath.<\/div>\n
The way he reads, like a fourth grader,<\/div>\n
reading from his book report on scams,<\/div>\n
makes handlers note, a little later,<\/div>\n
up his Adderall a couple grams.<\/div>\n
And one last thing, his shoe inserts,<\/div>\n
there to make him think that he is tall,<\/div>\n
another reason he stays inert,<\/div>\n
’cause one false step, the Orange Man will fall.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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