{"id":1693,"date":"2020-04-08T19:47:06","date_gmt":"2020-04-08T23:47:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1693"},"modified":"2020-04-08T19:47:06","modified_gmt":"2020-04-08T23:47:06","slug":"knightly-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1693","title":{"rendered":"Knightly Update"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m not a worrier, but he gets slurrier<\/p>\n

each and every time he speaks.<\/div>\n
I have suspicion a tiny furrier<\/div>\n
lives inside the hollow ‘tween his septum and his cheeks.<\/div>\n
The way he stands has been explained<\/div>\n
as a man who wears back braces and Depends.<\/div>\n
No empathy. The man is pained.<\/div>\n
But he’s leaking\u00a0shit, it seems, from every end.<\/div>\n
Won’t wear a mask when he is asked.<\/div>\n
No rule has ever kept him off his path.<\/div>\n
He goes about the things he’s tasked.<\/div>\n
Don’t even want to think about his bath.<\/div>\n
The way he reads, like a fourth grader,<\/div>\n
reading from his book report on scams,<\/div>\n
makes handlers note, a little later,<\/div>\n
up his Adderall a couple grams.<\/div>\n
And one last thing, his shoe inserts,<\/div>\n
there to make him think that he is tall,<\/div>\n
another reason he stays inert,<\/div>\n
’cause one false step, the Orange Man will fall.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m not a worrier, but he gets slurrier each and every time he speaks. I have suspicion a tiny furrier lives inside the hollow ‘tween his septum and his cheeks. The way he stands has been explained as a man who wears back braces and Depends. No empathy. The man is pained. But he’s leaking\u00a0shit, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1693","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-story"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":905,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=905","url_meta":{"origin":1693,"position":0},"title":"Rocky Road","author":"Rick Young","date":"June 10, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"He's got a fistful of fight but his hands are so small that to battle makes not one shred of sense at all. 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