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FOX says he wasn’t trying to be mean.<\/p>\n

He’s just a real big fan of Mister Clean.<\/div>\n
So, if you’ll open wide, he’ll pour some shit inside.<\/div>\n
And then you will be dead like Orson Bean.<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
O, the good die young when Trump has fun.<\/div>\n
Pandemic’s like a game that has no rules.<\/div>\n
We wish his base was deaf, not dumb.<\/div>\n
Yet no one else would follow him but fools.<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
Have you tried the Drano? It comes in cherry flavor.<\/div>\n
If you listen to him, you’ll be doing us a favor.<\/div>\n
In times of need his m.o.’s greed. He’ll clean you out inside.<\/div>\n
And then he won’t care one damn wink when he hears that you’ve died.<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
Trump continues to insist he’s “like” a scientist.<\/div>\n
He knows his pills;\u00a0it gives one chills. It’s schooling that he missed.<\/div>\n
He doesn’t like to read at all, as one can plainly see.<\/div>\n
He considers words his invisible enemy.<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
He’s buying stock in Bab-O, Bon Ami and even Comet.<\/div>\n
Just sprinkle\u00a0it on chicken wings and then try not to vomit.<\/div>\n
A little Tide or Ajax could quite help out with the healing.<\/div>\n
Don’t worry, for a little while you’ll have that washed out feeling.<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
If chemicals don’t kill you, it’s a sign you’re getting well.<\/div>\n
Go on FOX and tell those wimpy liberals go to hell.<\/div>\n
Sure, your breathing’s labored\u00a0and perhaps you might\u00a0relapse.<\/div>\n
Relax. get to the market. Buy some Lysol ‘fore you collapse.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

FOX says he wasn’t trying to be mean. He’s just a real big fan of Mister Clean. So, if you’ll open wide, he’ll pour some shit inside. And then you will be dead like Orson … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1731","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-song"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1685,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1685","url_meta":{"origin":1731,"position":0},"title":"Bill of Wrongs","author":"Rick Young","date":"April 2, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"Barr is seeking power now to throw us all in jail. No trial, no charge, no length of stay and forget about bail. 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