{"id":1734,"date":"2020-04-26T21:40:32","date_gmt":"2020-04-27T01:40:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1734"},"modified":"2020-04-26T21:40:32","modified_gmt":"2020-04-27T01:40:32","slug":"whats-with-doc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1734","title":{"rendered":"What’s With Doc?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Where has Doctor Fauci gone?<\/p>\n

This week he was off the lawn.<\/div>\n
Without him we have no voice,<\/div>\n
inject bleach our only choice ?<\/div>\n
Maybe he’s in forced lockdown,<\/div>\n
caged and tied up by the clown.<\/div>\n
I don’t think this thought\u00a0too often,<\/div>\n
but he’d fit in a small coffin.<\/div>\n
Tied into a podium,<\/div>\n
stuffed with lye and sodium,<\/div>\n
he could be tossed out to sea.<\/div>\n
Goodbye, Mariner Fauci.<\/div>\n
Maybe he’s just lying low,<\/div>\n
guarded by a goon named Joe.<\/div>\n
Maybe on extended rounds?<\/div>\n
Need we search the White House grounds?<\/div>\n
If he’s not at Monday’s ‘presser,’<\/div>\n
we’ll be seeking a confessor.<\/div>\n
Bring our fine physician back,<\/div>\n
or we’ll commence our attack.<\/div>\n
Check for orange fingerprints,<\/div>\n
nylon hair and other hints.<\/div>\n
Pray that he is still alive.<\/div>\n
Bring him back now, forty-five!<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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