{"id":1741,"date":"2020-05-01T09:37:33","date_gmt":"2020-05-01T13:37:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1741"},"modified":"2020-05-01T09:37:33","modified_gmt":"2020-05-01T13:37:33","slug":"bughouse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1741","title":{"rendered":"Bughouse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s hard to come to terms with germs.<\/p>\n<div>They&#8217;re just so god-damned small.<\/div>\n<div>It&#8217;s quite unfair to know they&#8217;re there,<\/div>\n<div>yet not see them at all.<\/div>\n<div>If they would just emit a glow<\/div>\n<div>or make some tiny sound,<\/div>\n<div>then we could wrangle them and throw<\/div>\n<div>their dread souls on the ground.<\/div>\n<div>We spray in their direction<\/div>\n<div>and sometimes meet success,<\/div>\n<div>but they have hiding spots galore.<\/div>\n<div>It really is a mess.<\/div>\n<div>We fight this daily battle,<\/div>\n<div>a cold front pitched in hell.<\/div>\n<div>And now we find, O most unkind,<\/div>\n<div>they&#8217;ve moved inside as well.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s hard to come to terms with germs. They&#8217;re just so god-damned small. It&#8217;s quite unfair to know they&#8217;re there, yet not see them at all. If they would just emit a glow or make &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1741\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1741","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1741","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1741"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1741\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1742,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1741\/revisions\/1742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1741"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1741"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1741"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}